They may look innocent, cherub-like, and happy. However, I will have you know that my children have powers.
Powers so terrible that washing machines die, bleach is rendered ineffective, and oxi-clean cries.
It's true...my children have radioactive spit-up.
They are able to stain with a power that neither bleach nor oxi-clean can remove. Multiple washings are futile.
White shirts remaining white? I think not...
White shirts with splotches of soy formula regurgitation? Definitely. With a spot of sweet potatoes for good measure.
I'm just trying to decide how this power can be used for good...
Any suggestions?
1 comment:
I love this... so funny, so true.
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