oh those boys!

ben asked me what my pet bird's name was (when i was a little girl)...
i told him that it was tweety. ben said "that's a nice name...maybe we should have a girl and name her tweety".
(I know what you're thinking and no, we are not having a girl...or a boy...or a pet...or anything else that requires extensive care)

sam told ben - "hey ben, when i was a little kid, i had a pet, and it was a woodpecker, and guess what it's name was...BEN! (Then he chuckled like an old man.)